Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category
13 Sep
Bean Dip & Yam I AM!
10 May
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house.. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, [...]
17 Apr
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition he opened the envelope… And with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear [...]
30 Mar
The New Pledge of Allegiance
I received this in an email. I looked online a little and from what I can tell it’s been traveling around the internet since about 2002 and is supposedly written by a 15 year old Arizona school kid. New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord’s Prayer Are [...]
16 Mar
Invisible Mothers
A friend of mine sent this to me via email… Invisible Mother… It all began to make sense, the blank stares, the lack of response, the way one of the kids will walk into the room when I’m on the phone & ask to be taken to the store. Inside I’m thinking, ‘Can’t you see [...]
5 Mar
Ladies and Jellyspoons
My favorite poem as a kid and now my daughter has to memorize and recite it for her 2nd grade class. Time sure does fly! Ladies and Jellyspoons I come before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, the day after Friday, there will be a ladies [...]
4 Feb
It’s Not About Me
Today, after being ‘on vacation’ for six weeks, I helped out in my daughter’s second grade classroom. Honestly I didn’t want to go because I had been gone for so long (due to my broken collar bone) I got comfortable with doing what I wanted and needed to do during my week when the kids [...]
